Boozy Burros
It’s a lifestyle choice.
Meet The Boozy Burros
Strawberry & Casper
Strawberry is our sassy ass who runs the show. She tells it like it is in a no B.S. sort of way. Casper is her loyal side kick. Also, back kick, donkey kick…. really she can kick him from any side. But he loves her and would rather be her socker ball than be away from her.
New to our tiny gaggle of donkeys, these little dudes will be joining us for our 2025 season!
Marching in style, these pint-sized wonders will elevate your event to unforgettable levels!
Picture this: a line of charming burros waltzing into your wedding venue, their tiny hooves clopping in rhythm with your heartbeat. Suddenly, your special day transforms into a whimsical wonderland!
No need to stress about impressing anyone - let your burros do the talking. While there are infinite ways to elevate an event, nothing quite compares to the magic of our boozy burros.
Get ready for an event sprinkled with joy and quirky charm!
FAQs
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They live with us on our ranch in Arroyo Grande! These lucky little guys rule the roost bossing around chickens and draft horses alike.
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Priced at $975 for two donkeys or $875 for one, each rental includes a dedicated handler. Our handlers not only assist in serving guests but also help capture those Instagram-worthy moments on their phones.
When booking, a deposit of $200 secures your spot. Please note a mileage fee of $3 per mile applies from 93420, with the first 50 miles complimentary.
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It’s time to get creative! Churro Burros, Whiskey Donkeys, Jarritos Burros or even ice water and fans to beat the heat. Each of our charming burros is equipped to carry 2 baskets, each capable of holding up to 12 beer bottles.
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We only book the donkeys for one hour at a time. They live for the attention but tend to get exhausted by all of the love bombing. It’s nice to have the whole world love you but then you need a nap.
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Our donkeys are so magical that they do not poop. But just in case, they have tiny discreet diapers on to catch any non-existant poop that will never happen.
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We do bring high quality artificial floral wreaths for them to wear. If you prefer to have your florist design a custom fresh floral wreath, let us know. We will need to spray it with a deterrent so they don’t eat it. Mmm… neck salad!
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How can we guarantee that your drunkle won’t bite or kick our donkeys? We can’t. Anything with legs and teeth can kick or bite, but unlike dear drunkle Doug , our donkeys are trained not to!
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Just fill out the form below and send it off to our donkey headquarters! We’ll confirm availability quicker than a burro can kick and answer any questions you might have. We’ll include a link to our contract and when you’re ready to secure your date, just send back that contract along with your deposit. Then you are ready to party with your donkeys!
Get in touch.
Want to kick it with our fuzzy amigos? Send us the form below!